Top 15 Reasons to Vote for Joe Biden

Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. is running for re-election in 2024. Here are 15 reasons why you should vote for him.

1. You like paying exorbitantly high gas and food prices.

2. All of the nursing homes are full, but there is a vacancy at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

3. You think secure borders are wrong, and that terrorists, drug dealers, and pedophiles should be allowed free access into the United States.

4. Who else will hire an 82-year-old with dementia?

5. You agree that the Afghanistan withdraw was a smashing success.

6. You’re glad that mortgage rates have risen to 20-year highs.

7. You agree that fighting climate change should be the #1 priority of the U.S. military.

8. How else will Jill Biden be able to afford her stiletto heels and designer clothes?

9. No one should be forced to live off a $9 million nest egg.

10. Who else will let Hunter travel the world on Air Force One?

11. Someone needs to fight for the right of biological men to undress in women’s locker rooms.

12. How else will mediocre male athletes be able to break woman’s records and steal their scholarships?

13. We need someone to help make Kamala Harris look articulate by comparison.

14. No one else will listen to Joe’s stories about Corn Pop.

15. C’mon man… hair plugs are expensive!

Feel free to add a few reasons of your own…