The Four Faces of Joe Biden - Part 1

If a picture is worth a thousand words, I suppose that four pictures are worth 4,000. Today, we will look at two photos that reveal two sides of Joe Biden’s complex – and very bizarre – personality. Tomorrow, we will unveil two more… and they are even more disturbing.

President Biden earned the nickname “Creepy Joe” for the multiple times he has been caught on camera sniffing people’s hair, usually women and young children. If those screenshots aren’t enough to turn your stomach, maybe some of Joe’s weirder than weird stories will do the job.

Remember this “oldie, but goodie” from December 2019…

“I got hairy legs that turned blonde in the sun. And the kids used to come up and reach into the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and watch the hair come back up again.”

Not content to simply be creepy, the 46th President of the United States then transitioned to “Sleazy Joe.” After 36 years in the U.S. Senate where his annual salary ranged from $42,500 in 1973 to $169,300 in 2008, Joe Biden somehow managed to amass a net worth of just $24,512.

No, seriously. After 36 years on the federal payroll, “Lunch bucket” Joe was worth less than $25,000… and yet, in 2020 more than 81 million Americans apparently thought that such financial expertise qualified him to handle the world’s largest economy.

Deservedly ticked that he had mismanaged his own finances, Biden decided to apply a full-court press by peddling his office and influence for dollars. During his eight years as vice president, Biden’s net worth increased exponentially to $2.5 million and within four years of leaving office, he stood atop a financial empire that included a mansion, a beach house, and an antique car – not to mention cash reserves, pensions, and other investments – of $8 million.

How did he go from pauper to prince so quickly? Enter Hunter Biden, a man whose personal integrity could fit into a thimble. All of a sudden, the “Big Guy” saw a financial turnaround reminiscent of a Powerball lottery winner. Within three years of taking the presidential oath of office, Sleazy Joe’s net worth had skyrocketed again to the tune of $10 million… and counting.

And yet, Forbes magazine thinks that Sleazy Joe should be worth even more. In a June 2021 expose of the president’s finances, they questioned how a person worth $2.5 million in 2016, who then earned $17.3 million over the next four years during a bull market, could only be worth $8 million in 2020?

Forbes did a deep dive into Sleazy Joe’s personal finances and discovered that he had paid $7 million in taxes… donated $1.3 million to charity… hired household staff for $180,000… and paid $80,000 in mortgage interest. However, that still left an estimated $2 million unaccounted for, leaving Forbes to conclude that “the president would have had to blow an average of roughly some $2,000 per day over the four years he was out of office.”

Holy Spending Spree, Batman!

Tomorrow, we will look at President Biden’s other alter egos: “Geritol Joe” and “Adderall Joe.” Stay tuned…