The 10 Worst Jobs in America
Thursday, September 14, 2023
The 10 worst jobs in America are...
1. Having to knowingly lie every day as President Biden's press secretary (although Karine Jean-Pierre seems in her element).
2. Having to publicly defend Bidenomics.
3. Having to load President Biden's speech into the teleprompter, knowing that you will get blamed for every gaffe he makes (which will be many).
4. As the White House chef, having to puree the President's meals so he doesn't choke and tie his bib so he doesn't soil his shirt.
5. Being the head of the DNC, knowing that your 2024 presidential candidate is senile and his VP is incompetent.
6. Serving as Hunter Biden's CPA (or Joe's for that matter).
7. Being employed as a talking head on MSNBC, knowing full well that not even your own mother is watching.
8. Being hired by Anheuser-Busch to clean up the mess left behind by Alissa Heinerscheid, the gal responsible for the disastrous Dylan Mulvaney Bud Light advertising campaign. Reminds me of the poor guy who marches in the circus parade behind the elephants, broom and bucket in hand.
9. Sitting between Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg on The View.
10. Being Donald Trump's hair stylist (OK, I had to throw the Libs a bone).
