If Life Was Fair...

If life was fair, here is what would happen in the world of politics…

Bill and Hillary Clinton would be in prison: Bill for rape and multiple other sexual assaults and Hillary for obstructing justice by erasing classified (and subpoenaed) emails. Put them both in general population… and let the chips fall where they may.

Joe Biden and Alejandro Mayorkas would be impeached and imprisoned for treason. They both took an oath to protect America from our enemies, foreign and domestic, and then proceeded to violate that oath – and our immigration laws – by allowing an unfettered invasion of our country.

Dr. Jill Biden would be tried and convicted of elder abuse.

Dr. Anthony Fauci would be tried and convicted of lying to Congress, premeditated murder, and treason. He and Hunter Biden would make perfect cellmates (see below).

Former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo would be tried and convicted as an accessory to murder for his mishandling of nursing homes during the Covid-19 pandemic.

Donald Trump would have been allowed to serve his first term without constant investigations into demonstrably false charges, after which he would have been re-elected once Hunter’s laptop (and Joe’s influence peddling and shady business dealings) had been fully disclosed.

Speaking of Hunter’s laptop, the Crown Prince of Crime, Cocaine, and Corruption would be serving a life sentence in a no-frills Ukrainian prison… with the aforementioned Dr. Fauci. Or, better yet, Dr. Fauci would be “loaned” to the Chinese government to serve as a human guinea pig at the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

After serving two consecutive terms, Donald Trump would have anointed Ron DeSantis as his heir apparent to continue the swamp-cleaning for another eight years.

Nancy Pelosi would be found guilty of insider trading and forced to turn over her entire stock portfolio to the National Right to Life Committee. Likewise, her palatial mansion in the ritzy Pacific Heights section of San Francisco would be used to house all the illegal immigrants she helped cross over our porous southern border. Better yet, deport the illegal immigrants at Nancy’s expense and then turn her mansion over to the Veterans Administration to house homeless vets and wounded warriors.

Jen Psaki and Karine Jean-Pierre, Joe Biden’s past and present press secretaries, would be hooked up to a machine that delivers a non-lethal electric shock every time they tell a lie.

Every pro-abortion Democratic officeholder who claims to be a devout Catholic would be excommunicated by Pope Francis and publicly flogged in St. Peter’s Square in the Vatican City.

Every “doctor” who has prescribed puberty-blockers or hormone replacement drugs for sexually-confused minors… or performed gender-reassignment surgery on the same… would be stripped of their medical license and sued for malpractice.

Every biological man who has competed as a supposedly transgendered woman in a sports competition would be stripped of their records and required to clean the urinals at the nearest truck stop with a toothbrush.

The leaders of Hamas would be tarred and feathered in the heart of Gaza City after which a tribunal of Israeli citizens who lost a loved one in the October 7th massacre would decide their fate.

Climate change activists would be forced to live in grass huts with no power, refrigeration, running water, or indoor plumbing.

Bill Gates and Al Gore would be forced to admit that they made everything up for their own personal gain after which all their personal assets would be seized and donated to Samaritan's Purse, Mercy Ships, and St. Jude Children's Research Hospital.

Hillary Clinton would be forced to listen to a revolving tape of Kamala Harris’ insipid giggle while Kamala would be forced to listen to a similar tape of Hillary’s forced cackle… 24/7/365.

I guess that’s enough for today…