Dr. Seuss Says "Vote No" on Amendment 3
Friday, October 25, 2024
Whether you live in Florida – where legalizing recreational marijuana is on the ballot this year – or not, my guess is you will someday soon be faced with the same question in your state or jurisdiction. And so, I thought I would reach out to Theodor Geisel, better known as Dr. Seuss, for his opinion on the matter.
(By the way, Dr. Seuss isn’t really dead, as has been widely reported in the news. He has simply gone underground ever since Progressives started pulling his books from library shelves for alleged “racist stereotypes and offensive content”. In their place are more politically correct substitutes such as drag queens reading to kindergarten children and Queers Like Me being permitted in elementary school libraries. For the record, I much prefer Green Eggs and Ham and think the cancel culture activists need to get a life… and a sense of humor.)
In any case, here was Dr. Seuss’s reply…
//I do not like the smell of pot
I do not like it cold or hot
I do not like it smoked or chewed
I do not even like it brewed
To me it smells just like a skunk
And puts your brain into a funk
The smell gets on your clothes and hair
But you’re so high you do not care
Smoking pot can make you lazy
Turns your thoughts completely hazy
It also dulls your mental skills
Yes, even in a little pill
Eating pot inside a gummy
Makes you act just like a dummy
Taking a drive when you are high
Is just one way for you to die
The problem is it’s not just you
But then again that’s nothing new
The bottom line is pot smoke stinks
And to psychosis there’s a link
I do not want to get a high
Because of someone right nearby
Who smells just like an old pig sty
That, my friend, is the reason why//
I AM VOTING NO ON AMENDMENT 3!!!
