15 MORE Reasons to Vote for Joe Biden

If you liked my previous list of the Top 15 reasons to vote for Joe Biden, then try these next 15 reasons on for size.

1. The White House chef knows how to puree food.

2. You can’t indict a sitting president.

3. Gavin Newsom would be even worse.

4. Vacation homes in Rehoboth Beach don’t come cheap.

5. Who better to push a China First agenda?

6. Karine Jean-Pierre needs a job.

7. Pete Buttigieg needs a job.

8. Presidents get nappy time.

9. We need someone to host the annual bare-breasted Gay Pride event on the White House lawn.

10. China needs us to buy more radioactive lithium batteries to poison our environment.

11. A Republican president would emphasize energy independence, which would hurt socialist dictatorships like Venezuela as well as Iran, Russia, and other oil-producing nations that hate us.

12. Joe needs four more years in office to further pad his already $1,000,000 federal pension.

13. Who else could we trust to deplete our Strategic Petroleum Reserves for non-emergencies?

14. Teleprompter sales – especially large-print ones – would plummet without Joe in the White House.

15. People would stop buying Hunter’s blow-by-the-numbers artwork if Joe wasn’t president.

Feel free to make – and share – your own list…